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Giselle. 20. Toronto. Anime enthusiast, bibliophile, and obsessive fangirl.

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miscalainaeous:

here are the reasons why:

  • lots of basically naked Captain America
  • closeted gay republican Falcon
  • Andy Samberg as a puppeteer
  • Chris Evans butt
  • life defining lines like ‘you know going through someones playlists is like reading someones diary’
  • foreshadowing the actual real life transformation of Chris Pratt
  • john watson
  • Chris Evans playing strip horse
  • Chris Evans playing guitar
  • Chris Evans

I wouldn’t kill him because he looked as frightened as I was. I looked at him and saw myself.

Astrid & Stormfly - then and now.
effyeahhiccstrid:

effyeahhiccstrid:

strangelyobsessedwithstuff:

vialsofbrightforgettingpowders:

ALRIGHT MOTHERFUCKERS, TIME FOR SOME LEARNIN SO SIT OUR BITCH ASS DOWN AND GET OUT OUR NOTEPAD
THIS SHIT RIGHT HERE IS SUGAR SCRUB. YEAH I KNOW YOUVE SEEN IT BEFORE BUT YOU DONT KNOW WHAT I KNOW AND THAT WHEN YOU USE IT WITH ONE OF THESE FUCKERS

YOU WILL GET LEGS AND ARMS AND ANY OTHER SHIT YOU WANT THAT IS SO SOFT YOU WILL BE SHOVING IT IN THE FACE OF EVERYONE YOU KNOW AND ASKING THEM TO COMPARE IT TO THE TENDER PINK FLESH OF A NEWBORN
SO GET YOURSELF SOME FUCKING WHITE SUGAR AND SOME CHEAP ASS OIL LIKE CANOLA OR SOME SHIT AND MIX THAT SHIT WITH TWO PARTS SUGAR AND ONE PART OIL( THAT MEANS TWICE AS MUCH SUGAR AS OIL BITCHES I USUALLY USE ONE CUP OF SUGAR AND DO SOME FUCKING MATH TO FIGURE OUT HOW MUCH OIL THAT IS) DROP A FEW DROPS OF VANILLA ESSENCE OR MAYBE SOME FUCKING LAVENDER OIL WHATEVER YOU WANNA SMELL LIKE. MIX IT UP REALLY GOOD MMMM SMELLS LIKE CAKE BATTER FUCK YEAH.

NOW GET YOURSELF GOOD AND NAKED. REAL NAKED. PAMPER YOUR GODDESS-LIKE ASS WITH A BUBBLE BATH. TAKE ONE OF THOSE RAZORS YOU GOT AND SHAVE WHATEVER YOU LIKE TO SHAVE LEGS ARMS VAJAYJAY PITS I DONT FUCKING CARE.
NOW GET OUT OF THAT GROSS HAIRY DIRT WATER AND SIT ON THE EDGE OF THAT THERE BATHTUB. TAKE A HANDFUL OF THAT SWEET GOOP AND RUB IT ALL OVER THAT SKIN OF YOURS(just dont use this stuff on or near your lady bits i put this in lower case because it is really important your love cavern does not like sugar uh uh no way its diabetic) RUB RUB RUB KEEP RUBBIN YEAH YOUR HANDS STARTING TO FEEL WEIRD GOOD BECAUSE ITS WORKING

NOW TAKE THAT CHEAP-ASS DISPOSABLE RAZOR YOU HAVE AND SHAVE OFF THAT NASTY-ASS DEAD SKIN EWW ITS SO GROSS NO ITS NOT ITS YOUR OWN SKIN BUT ITS ALL GREY. RINSE OF THAT OILY STUFF BECAUSE YOUR SKIN AINT NO SLIP-N-SLIDE

GOOD NOW FEEL YOUR NEWFOUND SOFT SKIN THAT WAS ONCE BURIED UNDER LAYERS OF DEAD FLAKES OF YOUR PAST SELF YOUR WELCOME MOTHERFUCKERS CLASS DISMISSED

IVE BEEN LOOKING FOR THIS POST FOR AGESthanks for the tip karkat

ABOUT TO TRY THIS SHIT RIGHT NOW I’LL LET YOU KNOW HOW IT WENT IN LIKE 40 MINUTES

STATUS REPORT: IT WORKS OKAY. BUT BE THE FUCK CAREFUL CAUSE THAT’S OIL AND OIL AND WATER DON’T LIKE EACHOTHER. IF YOU’RE NOT CAREFUL WHEN YOU SIT BACK DOWN TO RINSE THE OIL OFF YOU’LL FALL AND POSSIBLY DIE.
ALSO, SHIT IS MESSY. SO BE SURE TO BE READY TO CLEAN UP WHATEVER FALLS ON THE FLOOR AS YOU’RE SITTING ON THE EDGE OF YOUR TUB. LIKE HAVE A SPARE TOWEL SITTING THERE TO GET IT.
MY SKIN SOFT AS SHIT Y’ALL I KEEP RUBBIN IT JESUS HAS TOUCHED MY SKIN AND BLESSED ME. HALLELUJAH.

effyeahhiccstrid:

effyeahhiccstrid:

strangelyobsessedwithstuff:

vialsofbrightforgettingpowders:

ALRIGHT MOTHERFUCKERS, TIME FOR SOME LEARNIN SO SIT OUR BITCH ASS DOWN AND GET OUT OUR NOTEPAD

THIS SHIT RIGHT HERE IS SUGAR SCRUB. YEAH I KNOW YOUVE SEEN IT BEFORE BUT YOU DONT KNOW WHAT I KNOW AND THAT WHEN YOU USE IT WITH ONE OF THESE FUCKERS

YOU WILL GET LEGS AND ARMS AND ANY OTHER SHIT YOU WANT THAT IS SO SOFT YOU WILL BE SHOVING IT IN THE FACE OF EVERYONE YOU KNOW AND ASKING THEM TO COMPARE IT TO THE TENDER PINK FLESH OF A NEWBORN

SO GET YOURSELF SOME FUCKING WHITE SUGAR AND SOME CHEAP ASS OIL LIKE CANOLA OR SOME SHIT AND MIX THAT SHIT WITH TWO PARTS SUGAR AND ONE PART OIL( THAT MEANS TWICE AS MUCH SUGAR AS OIL BITCHES I USUALLY USE ONE CUP OF SUGAR AND DO SOME FUCKING MATH TO FIGURE OUT HOW MUCH OIL THAT IS) DROP A FEW DROPS OF VANILLA ESSENCE OR MAYBE SOME FUCKING LAVENDER OIL WHATEVER YOU WANNA SMELL LIKE. MIX IT UP REALLY GOOD MMMM SMELLS LIKE CAKE BATTER FUCK YEAH.

NOW GET YOURSELF GOOD AND NAKED. REAL NAKED. PAMPER YOUR GODDESS-LIKE ASS WITH A BUBBLE BATH. TAKE ONE OF THOSE RAZORS YOU GOT AND SHAVE WHATEVER YOU LIKE TO SHAVE LEGS ARMS VAJAYJAY PITS I DONT FUCKING CARE.

NOW GET OUT OF THAT GROSS HAIRY DIRT WATER AND SIT ON THE EDGE OF THAT THERE BATHTUB. TAKE A HANDFUL OF THAT SWEET GOOP AND RUB IT ALL OVER THAT SKIN OF YOURS(just dont use this stuff on or near your lady bits i put this in lower case because it is really important your love cavern does not like sugar uh uh no way its diabetic) RUB RUB RUB KEEP RUBBIN YEAH YOUR HANDS STARTING TO FEEL WEIRD GOOD BECAUSE ITS WORKING

NOW TAKE THAT CHEAP-ASS DISPOSABLE RAZOR YOU HAVE AND SHAVE OFF THAT NASTY-ASS DEAD SKIN EWW ITS SO GROSS NO ITS NOT ITS YOUR OWN SKIN BUT ITS ALL GREY. RINSE OF THAT OILY STUFF BECAUSE YOUR SKIN AINT NO SLIP-N-SLIDE

GOOD NOW FEEL YOUR NEWFOUND SOFT SKIN THAT WAS ONCE BURIED UNDER LAYERS OF DEAD FLAKES OF YOUR PAST SELF YOUR WELCOME MOTHERFUCKERS CLASS DISMISSED

IVE BEEN LOOKING FOR THIS POST FOR AGES
thanks for the tip karkat

ABOUT TO TRY THIS SHIT RIGHT NOW I’LL LET YOU KNOW HOW IT WENT IN LIKE 40 MINUTES

STATUS REPORT: IT WORKS OKAY. BUT BE THE FUCK CAREFUL CAUSE THAT’S OIL AND OIL AND WATER DON’T LIKE EACHOTHER. IF YOU’RE NOT CAREFUL WHEN YOU SIT BACK DOWN TO RINSE THE OIL OFF YOU’LL FALL AND POSSIBLY DIE.

ALSO, SHIT IS MESSY. SO BE SURE TO BE READY TO CLEAN UP WHATEVER FALLS ON THE FLOOR AS YOU’RE SITTING ON THE EDGE OF YOUR TUB. LIKE HAVE A SPARE TOWEL SITTING THERE TO GET IT.

MY SKIN SOFT AS SHIT Y’ALL I KEEP RUBBIN IT JESUS HAS TOUCHED MY SKIN AND BLESSED ME. HALLELUJAH.

strengthofyourhearts:

fangirl challenge 2.0 » [23/?] characters

Prince/Fire Lord Zuko (Avatar: The Last Airbender)

natasha romanoff + warm colors
( requested by jessicadrewsz​ )

Lyrics [2/?] - Die Alone by Ingrid Michaelson